A glimpse into our everyday life…
Romantic Word Games
Me: Ok you have to summarize me in three words. They can be nouns, verbs, adjectives, short phrases, whatever. I’ll do the same for you and we’ll go back and forth. Okay Go.
Hubs: Ok. …….’Eats like bird.’
Me: What? …Tchh …’Farts.’
Me: What is that?
Hubs: That’s the noise you make when you’re annoyed.
Me: So that is one of my top three characterizations? *Kicks hubs*
Hubs: Toenails of death
Me: I thought we were going to say cute and romantic things about each other.
Hubs: Like what?
Me: Like how about “LOVING?!”
Hubs: My barber said today that I’ll probably never go bald.
Me: Why not?
Hubs: Because I have really thick hair.
Me: What does that have to do with not going bald?
Hubs: I don’t know. My dad has the same hair as me and he didn’t go bald.
Me: Good point. Good point.
Hubs: And his dad didn’t go bald either.
Me: Yea, but your dad doesn’t have the same hair as your dad’s dad, so type of hair might not have anything to do with it.
Hubs: Well then I guess my dad inherited his thick hair from my grandmother.
Me: Which grandmother?
Hubs: I’m going to pretend you didn’t just ask me that.
Me: Thanks for changing the baby’s diaper hun. Did you have any trouble with it?
Hubs: No, I did the daddy fold.
Me: Oh, so you pad folded it instead of neat folding it? Yea, I’m really sorry that flat diapers aren’t the most “daddy proof” diaper, but I really like them because they’re the cheapest. …Oh, but I don’t mean that they’re cheap in quality. I mean, we made a good investment when we got these. Even though flat diapers are like the simplest looking diaper and the least expensive, they’re actually one of the longest lasting, best quality type of diaper. They’re really absorbent too. So you can see why I bought mostly flat diapers when we went with cloth diapers. Even though they take a little bit more work to put on, they’re… *15 minute monologue*
Hubs: I know honey. I read your blog.